The Oscars are dumb. I was thinking of writing a longer blurb about how dumb they are but I don't want to beat a dead horse. This year's selection is interesting as I either really love or really dislike the nominees, there aren't many that I am just indifferent about. So here, enjoy this thorough roast of various Best Picture nominees and endless gushing about others. Belfast Bad. Manipulative. Uninspired. Trite. Kenneth Branagh is not a filmmaker I am fond of at all and he is not swaying me here either. Belfast feels like a new age of Oscar bait where instead of adapting heartbreaking real-life stories we are now fictionalizing the filmmaker's childhood so that he can say "this is my most personal film yet" in interviews. Every artistic choice made in Belfast feels obvious and false; from the black and white cinematography to the jazzy score that does not fit at all, everything feels like it was plucked out...
I have a strange relationship with Disney's animated output; on one hand, I adore well-made CG animation and Disney is obviously the best at that. On the other, when a film of theirs doesn't work for me it irks me to the point of intense dislike. So there is this large disparity between films of theirs that I just hate and ones I absolutely love. Here, I will attempt to break down each film and what works or does not work, sorted by order of release. Tangled I went into this movie wanting to hate it. Everything about it screamed generic Disney princess movie, which I am not a big fan of usually. However, the charming cast of characters and the visuals really won me over to the point of actually caring about what happened towards the end and this is easily among the best Disney movies for me. One of the most gorgeous sequences I've seen in an animated film is the lantern scene from this very film, pictured above. I r...